I need this very much.

I bought this today, because I hate buying separate lotions for face, hands, and body. Seriously, people, it's all skin!

Not only does my Steam Cream work wonderfully and smell like yummy warm lavender, but it comes in an adorable tin covered in blue skies and rainbows. Perfect for how depressed I've been of late!

Okay. One time, I walked into an Amo's Style (or similar lingerie store) and was almost panicked out by the saleswomen, who looked at my 36E breasts and almost puked nipples. Ironically, I was looking for nasty lace panties for my then-current crossdresser boyfriend, whose is quite a bit skinnier than myself. Jeez louise.

This massive bra, which is being touted as some kind of art, is what I see when I open my second bureau drawer every morning.

OHMYFUCKINGGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I. Adore. This man.

I have been in Tokyo way too long, because I want this.